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1. |
Palaver
02:42
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2. |
Madonna Does Shakespeare
02:42
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One, two, three, four-sooth!
That's one!
Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it. And it goes something like this:
I worked hard to be a star
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing
I can do Shakespeare
I can see myself standing on a battlement
Wearing a... conical bra
Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs
And play Henry IV
And when I read the morning news
And when I read the morning news
My show will open to... reviews
I worked hard to be a star
Who do these young folks think they are?
If Nicole Kidman can sing
I can do Shakespeare
Then I'll break new ground - the first white female
To play... the role of Othello
I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun
And a diamond heist
Full of Cockneys for effect
Full of Cockneys for effect
Just so my husband can direct
Oh, Guy, will you direct my play for me?
You'll be perfect for the bard-man
As long as it involves an antique shotgun
And Vinnie Jones as a hard man
We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo...
I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself
As all the various characters
Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand
And his arse in the other
A documentary, just for truth
A documentary, just for truth
And now I have to say "forsooth"
I worked hard to be a star
(In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth..
Who do these young folks think they are?
Forsooth... forsooth...
If Nicole Kidman can sing
Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven
I can do Shakespeare
One, two, three, four-sooth...
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3. |
Clinton and the Queen
03:28
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Hello Australia - Bill here
Well, I haven't been down under for quite a while
It's great to see you Austrians speak such good English
Hey hey hey. Hey, I say "gee-day"
Well, I'm shopping 'round the same speech
All around the world
My head is in a spin
'Cause I think I met a girl
Hey hey hey
I found love in the arse-end of the world
Good day... good day Australia. This is your Queen
I haven't been down under for quite a while
I love the way you colonials touch me on the back
Hey hey hey. I say "good day"
Look, it's the Queen's English. That means that it's MY English, so if I say "blegurgh", you have to include it. Go on, put it in a sentence
Err... I blegurghed the shops...
Excellent, excellent
Well, I've been waving my white glove
From a bullet-proof van
But I never felt safer
Than with this crude Southern man
Hey hey hey
I found love in the arse-end of the world
I did not have sex with that woman. We were making sweet, sweet love. It was too beautiful to use such a crude term. We were humping like two wild buffalo and I will not reduce it to some base animal act. Gotta tell you though - she's a hellcat!
I found love in the arse-end of the world
Bill, you send electricity up my spine
I think that's your pacemaker, but Lizzie, that's just fine
Hey hey hey
I think I'll stay
Well, Bill, I think that you and I might marry
I love the way you get along with my grandson Harry
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Well, I like the little kid
He really gets good weed
And me and him get whacked
And then we watch the Matrix
Hey hey hey
Then we all get the munchies
And 7-11 on the corner looks quite nice
He has chips, and I have potato chips
And I have crisps... and vanilla slice
I found love in the arse-end...
Maybe you can be the new Governer-General
I found love in the arse-end...
Maybe you in turn, can be my new intern
I found love in the..
Arse-end...
Arse-end...
Arse-end...
...of the world!
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In the beginning
When there was nothing
God said "Let there be rock"
Then he changed his mind and came up with me
Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
Then there was Moses
Turning sticks into snakes
Man, the drugs were good back then
If you burn enough bush you could part the Red Sea
Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel... According to Me
Then all this other stuff happened
I'm not clear on the facts -
Some sort of exodus
Must be a road trip with a coming of age
David and Goliath
Had some sort of romance, I think
In Soddom and Gomorrah
And they were turned into pillars of the community
Bowp! Bow bow bowp!
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel According to Me
Okay, time for the Latin stuff!
Arrriba!
(trumpet noises)
According to me...
Everybody wore rags but they didn't make it look good like I do
According to me...
Everybody was a virgin but they didn't make it look good like I do
According to me...
You didn't need to raise from the dead if you had decent management like I do
According to me...
According to me...
God said, "Let there be light
Let there be a stage
Wall-to-wall midriffs and ambiguous breast size"
You have the right
If you're underage you'll understand what this recording is reporting
It's the Gospel... aaaaaaccording to Me
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5. |
Wiggles 2022
02:55
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Twenty twenty-two, the year of the robots
How do they spend their time, those fun-loving robots?
Building themselves a brave new world
How do they find time to oil themselves?
And who takes care of the robots' little ones?
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Robots!
Time hasn't been kind to the Wiggles
They're more machine now than man, twisted and evil
One of them is just a head in a jar
One is a projected hologram
And Jeff is cryogenically asleep
Hot potato... hot potato...
Cold spaghetti... cold spaghetti...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh...
Taking their place amongst the non-human race
Whirrrr... whirrrr...
The Wiggles have diversified their ways
Zzzzap....
The children are raised in bio-nutritional pods
So there's not much call for their humorous displays
The Wiggles roll around
Tending to the bug-like robot children
Humanity is just a memory on a dusty set of disks
Twenty twenty-two, the year of the Wiggles
Betraying all their friends to the powerful robots
Dorothy the Dinosaur was debunked as an evolutionist myth
And Occy the Octopus was fished to extinction
By the Japanese... the robot Japanese
The robots' terrible reign did not last for ever
A disgruntled Captain Feathersword, dissatisfied with his current weaponry
Raised an army of clones from genetic samples taken from our greatest warrior
And rescued what was left of the human race, crucifying the Wiggles for their betrayal
Holy smoke, that was close!
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Ahhh... ahhh...
Robots!
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6. |
Eminem's Woobie
03:14
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Since the beginning of time I've been able to rhyme
The kids never gave me trouble, they could never burst my bubble
I was growing stubble at the age of five
An individual feature, it'd impress the lady teachers
But the principal never saw the funny side
He would send me home all alone, with my Mum working at the phone company
There'd never be anyone around to comfort me
I see... the me... I tried... to fly... but why... do I...
Rely on an itty-bitty blanket?
I'll cry... if you... refuse... to use...
A little bit of class, my arse is on the line here
I'm confessing a line, I'll confide
I'd never be the man I am without the love my woobie provides
Come on!
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
It's a blanket which is discoloured on account of saliva
As I stand in a court of law, awaiting my sentence for all the things that I did
Poisoning all the kids' minds, and pretending to kill my wife Kim
And befriending Sir Elton John
I'm sorry for that, I'm sorry for that
I won't apologise for killing a cat, or drowning a bat, but I'm sorry for that
I hope God's not a faggot
And will the members of the jury please stand up?
I'm going to enter my plea, 'cause I'm guilty
And I'd do it again, but when you put me away today
I hope and I pray I can sway y'all
Don't fai-oll me, let me take my woobie into jai-oll
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
Dynamite, you should thank me
'Cause I'm slim, never skanky
Laughing all the way to the bank-y
It's just me and my blankie
Dynamite, you should thank me
'Cause I'm slim, never skanky
Laughing all the way to the bank-y
It's just me and my blankie
Yo, and when I'm in the ground, and when I'm in the ground
And my rappin' is over and I'm heavenly-bound
And if I go supernova I'll be up in the clouds
The shroud I burned out, but I'm proud
'Cause I was too loud for you, and I was head of the crowd
St. Peter, what a treat-a, nice to meet'cha, nice white sheet-a
Won't you lead the way through the heavenly gate?
But wait...
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
That's Egg Carton playing the guitar y'all
Not without...
My Woobie
Not without...
Not without...
Not without...
Dynamite, you should thank me
'Cause I'm slim, never skanky
Laughing all the way to the bank-y
It's just me and my blankie
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Goodbye little alarm clock
You've given me great times
But lately time's been slipping away from you
Why you've given up on me
I don't know
Alarm clock don't be sour
Your losing all you power
It's your eleventh hour
Time to go
I got you when i was 10
Things were simpler then
You woke me up in time
For the early bird show
And later on that day
You woke me up okay
In time for Simon Townsend's Wonderworld
I slept a lot as kid
Oh alarm clock
All those things we did
Well you didn't do much
You just sat there making noise
And now thats what I do for a living
Goodbye little alarm clock
You've given me great times
But lately time's been slipping away from you
Why you've given up on me
I don't know
Alarm clock don't be sour
Your losing all you power
It's your eleventh hour
Time to go
And when my teenage years unfurled
When I brought home a girl
You sat and watch
And never judged me once
But no matter who it was
They came second because
Alarm clock it's always your face that I saw
I was pretty weird kid
They said I loved you and I did
But the can keep their skateboards
Cos you go backwards and forwards
Not unlike words like Glenelg or Boob
Goodbye little alarm clock, goodbye
How could I ever replace you
Maybe I should get one of those
Atomic Clocks that would suit me just well
Why you've given up on me
I don't know
Alarm clock don't be sour
Your losing all you power
It's your eleventh hour
Time to go
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8. |
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Now, my new Crocodile Hunter movie is going to be huuuuuge, combining all the elements of great Aussie movies, like "Careful He Might Hear You", "The Sum of Us", and "Mad Max". We got Midnight Oil and Jebediah in to do the music, and those crazy whackjobs Tripod to do the lyrics and the words
Outside the steaming deserts of Pine Gap
The swamps of Uluru
The snow-capped peaks of Alice Springs
The desert monkeys of Broome
You'll find him with his hunting stick
And his hunting hat and gloves
He's not afraid of anything - no missiles or no guns
He's not afraid of ordering seafood on a Monday
But ever since the generals dropped their bombs at Katherine Gorge
The crocodiles mutated into giant beasts of war
Super-intelligent-nightmare-visions-of-the-future
Somebody's got to stop them
Who's going to save the world
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts
Feasting on the children
Only one man can
Only one man can
The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man
He's got all the toys
A post apocalyptic rocket car
Tina Turner in chain mail
Just to add a bit of glamour
A little kid with a silver boomerang
That'll cut your hand clean off
The crocodiles make their outposts
Out of disused cars and aircrafts
The heads of past croc-hunters
On pikes along the road
There's Paul Hogan's head
Glistening in the sun
The Leyland Brothers, Alby Mangles
Something for everyone
And as the Hunter faces them alone
His battle cry rings across the sun-bleached bone:
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains."
Who's going to save the world
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts
Feasting on the children
Only one man can
Only one man can
The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man
Who's going to save the world
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts
Feasting on the children
Only one man can
Only one man can
The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man
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9. |
Kiedis 4 Moore 4 Eva
02:29
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I want you now...
I want you now...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Ever since I see yo in "Blame it on Rio"
Not talkin' 'bout Michael Caine in his Speedo
Saint Elmo, fire in the hole
Won't go Rob Lowe, give me Demi-mo, come on!
Mo and mo and mo and mo and mo...
Mo and mo and mo and mo and mo...
We're not talking about Moe from the Simpsons, no
That'd sound like this:
(Moe voice) Hey Homer!
You're the only one I want to see, now
You left Bruce to come to me, now
Gimme more, gimme more, Moore Demi now
I want you now...
I want you now...
You know, maybe I'll go out with a movie star-o
She won't ever leave me like Dave Navaro
Come on, do you mind, do you play guitar-o?
Nyew-nye-nye-nyew... nyew-nye-nye-nyew...
I'll take that as a "no"...
You're the only one I want to see, now
You left Bruce to come to me, now
Gimme more, gimme more, Moore Demi now
Lemme, lemme, lemme, let me disrobe you
Just like Michael Douglas did in "Disclosure"
But I won't go harassment if you let me please ya
Lemme, lemme, Demi, let me striptease ya
Here's another one for the very well-read
"Demi Mort" is French, and it means half-dead!
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Nyew-nye-nyew-nye-nyew-nyew-nye-nyew...
Don't let let this message get back
It might spark a furore
If you don't mention the sock on his sack
I won't mention The Juror
Come and see me, Demi
You're the only one I want to see, now
You did Hudson Hawk, now you drive me insane
You left Bruce to come to me, now
I don't know about you, but gee, I'd Jane
Gimme more, gimme more, more Demi now
You're the only one I want to see, now
You left Bruce to come to me, now
Gimme more, gimme more, Moore Demi now
I want you now...
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10. |
Outtakes from Urinetown
03:43
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Just another happy day in Urine Town
There's nothing to damp your mood or get you down
In Urine Town
We don't have problems
That we can't work out
Wee, wee, weeeee...
In Urine Town
Hey Mister, I'm new in town, can you show me the way to the theatre?
I've just come all the way down from Pissburgh
And I'm going to make it big!
I'm going to write my name on every wall in town!
You might as well go home, son
You might as well go home
The urine factory's closed
And you (mutters incomprehensibly)
Sorry?
You might as well go home...
No, no, no, move on, next
There used to be a steady stream of gold here
And now it's wet and cold here
Since the urine factory closed down
What's wrong with you, Mister?
I'm so pissed
Right
Excuse me
Who are you?
I'm the guy who tells you about the town meeting
Town meeting? I'd better go!
(Assorted people talking at once)
Order! Order!
It's all gone to piss here in Urine Town
It's all gone down the drain
Nothing gets passed here
In Urine Town
What are we gonna do?
We might as well go home...
Oh, don't listen to him, he's pissed
Order! The mayor wants to speak
Order, yes!
Yes, it's all gone to piss here in Urine Town
But if we all pull together as a team
We can push through the pack here in Urine Town
It's not over 'till the siren goes in Urine Town
If we kick another goal here in Urine Town...
Yes, but what are we going to do?
(Interrupting) Oh, excuse me. I've got an idea!
Awww... he's my favourite guy!
Sorry, I wrecked it, do it again
It's my favourite
Go on
Yes, but what are we going to do?
Yeah!
All right, okay
Umm... "Yes, I liked Tripod, but it was predominantly stupid voices"
I've got an idea. I've come from Pissburgh and we do things differently up there
Did you know you can make your own urine?
Sounds of disagreement) That's preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous! Preposterous! Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out
Preposterous
Hear me out
Preposterous
Hear me out
Preposter...
It's your line
... terous
(Realising) Oh
(Female voice) Wait!
Wait! Wait! Shh! Quiet everyone, quiet
(The audience is silent)
No, quiet! I believe in him
She was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen
Skin as white as porcelain...
Take your glasses off and let your hair hang down
Eyes as blue as the bluest water you can imagine
A handy duck-shaped neck, for getting at those hard-to-reach places
I felt that until this moment I had pissed my life against the wall
So come on, everyone! Why don't we do things our way?
Get in a circle and pull your pants down!
From now on, the future is in your own hands!
The future's bright and clear in Urine Town...
From that day on, everyone made their own urine...
You can hear for miles around the hissing sound...
And we broke off the yoke of corporate oppression...
In Urine Town...
And I married that girl...
In Urine Town...
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Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
If you're in this list, don't even bother
You're one of
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
For a start, I don't like dead people
Or people who have been dead
I hate people who play racquet sports
They make me see red
People who have long showers
They're so selfish,
People who have cats, who are cats, or like the musical "Cats"
In fact, I'm going to have to lump all animals, insects, and fish into one category
Otherwise I'd end up with twenty-one things and still have billions to go
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
If you're Keith Richards or Danny Glover
Then you're one of the things I don't want in a lover
If you've ever been sprung picking up boys in Government cars, allegedly
If you've ever made crap television shows then there'll be two in the family
If you've ever been sprung having sex with your best mate's missus, allegedly
Unless I'm the missus - ha! - which I wouldn't be
I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...haven't written any lyrics for this bit
I hate Van Halen, there, I said it
"Mission Brown" is not one of my favourites
I once played God in a movie and I didn't like the caterer
People who listen to music while making love, especially if they're wearing headphones
I'm sick of meeting men with rare or pedigree cheese in their pockets.
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover
I can't get close to you if you're made of lava
Then you're one of
twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
I-I-I...
I-I-I-I-I...
I-I...
Scod: ... liked this bit so much I did it twice.
Yon: Yeah!
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover,
Yon: Twenty-one...
Tripod: ... things I don't want in a lover.
Yon: If you're better than me on a harmonica,
If you didn't buy my second album,
If you're one of those three members of Tripod,
Then you're one of
Twenty-one things I don't want in a lover.
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Joining today's modern defence force is hard enough
First you have to choose
Navy, Air Force, Army,
Kiss Army, Salvation Army
Army of Darkness
But even once you've chosen you have to make the grade
I'm way to skinny for the army
Way to slender for the job
What can I do if my country doesn't want me
Cos my talents only stretch to mini-golf
I'm way to unco for the army
All that running through car tyres
I guess that would come in handy
If you invaded a country
Whose terrain was all car tyres
But I'm skinny and I'm clever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
As long as they bring pizza to me
Then I could be in the army
It's not tricky to imagine
Me in a bunker at a screen
Controlling reconnaissance robots
Maybe mine detecting robots
Even robots who run though tyres
But I'm skinny and I'm clever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
While watching McCloud's Daughters on T.V.
Then I could be in the Army
I was never good at Pac Man
But at Defender I'd light up the skies
I was never good at Frogger
It's much too much like hopping over tyres
And if I don't get in the Army
I could become an Evil Mastermind
Live in an underwater tower
And wearing shiny skivvies all the time
That would be fine
But I'm skinny and I'm clever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
As long as they bring pizza to me
Then I could be in the Army
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It's a happy old life being a smurf
We don't have a worry or care on the earth
We love all of the sights
And the sounds and the smells
Except for that dirty old Gargamel
Now the only imbalance I see in smurf land
Is there's only one female from west to the east (Lady Smurf)
Everyone's had her except Papa Smurf
Cos he's training to be a Catholic Priest
But Lady Smurf has decided to charge
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee
She's so busy fucking there's no time for me
Well I buff the floors of Smurf land you see
And they never made a figurine out of me
I'm just Floor Buffer Smurf
I'm on-one in her eyes
So she's been hanging out with those popular guys
And there's so many smurfs that they sell at BP
She loves all the others so why not me
There's King Smurf and Skate Smurf
And Massive Cock Smurf
(which strangley they never made a figure out of but i could understand why she'd want to hang out with him)
But Lady Smurf has decided to charge
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee
She's so busy Smurfing there's no time for me
(Excuse me how much for a Smurf job
That'll be eight Smurfs
Now do you want me to Smurf you while I Smurf you
Actually no I just want you to Smurf me off)
Well my name finally made it to the top of her list
But I was out buffing some floors that day
My housemates name matched with the one on her list
So she went to Smurf him but he was gay
Shaggy!
But Lady Smurf has decided to charge
She's so in demand that she's charging a fee
She's so busy shagging, there's no time for me
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14. |
Doctor Spoya
06:05
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One! Two! Three!
Oh lover
I've been missing you so long
Can't recover
So I have to sing this song
No other
I'm dying from this long-distance love
Lover
Don't wanna
Be without you any more
Was a gonna
When you walked right out my door
No funn-er
Wanna pack right up and go do a runner
In my Torana
Though we may poke out our pelvis
This bit isn't very Elvis-y
But this bit iiiiiiisssssssssss...
Don't need no banker or no lawyer
Don't need no naval destroyer
Don't need to loiter in no foyer
I'm far away from you
And every day I bleed
So won't you tell me what I need...
Doctor Spoya?
I'm heartbroken
I just can't concentrate
I'm not jokin'
I've made some terrible mistakes...
... since we've spoken
I fed my favourite fish with Epsom Salts
Now they're chokin'
Man, once I fed my fish with Epsom Salts, they're almost relaxed to death
Man, my fish are so chilled out, they're like gangster rappers
They're like Cyprus Hill fish
I was on a roll
Just swimmin' round my bowl
Put me in a weird mood
Epsom Salts in my food!
Now I breakdance and I spin
With my flappy-flappy fins, and the...
(Pause)
No!
That was good! They liked that!
Yeah, all right. Thank you for coming round
That is not how fish rap!
Give me a beat...
How do fish rap?
I'll show ya...
Gurgle, gurgle, blubb, blubb, gurgle, gurgle...
Yeah, fine, thanks...
Don't need no Janet or no Toya
Don't need no Bert or no Moira
You're my Helen of Troy-a
I'm far away from you
And every day I bleed
So won't you tell me what I need...
Don't need no Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer
Don't need no Backstreet or no Boy-a
Don't need no H.G. or no Roy-a
I'm far away from you
And every day I bleed
So won't you tell me what I need...
Doctor...
Doctor...
Doctor...
Doctor Spoya?
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15. |
Frankel's Lament
07:06
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Okay, let's just set the scene in a hospital
Mip... mip... mip...
Frankel the mouse is there, on the bed
Mip... mip... mip...
I've forgotten everything
In my little mouse-sized bed
In a county hospital
With a tiny bandage round my head
You've just got a broken ankle
Snap out of it, Frankel
Images are coming back to me
When I close my eyes I see
How I got my injury
'Cause I attempted beastiality
Frankel, it's your past you're seeing
You tried making love to a human being
Frankie, all the things you could have been
That it's now impossible to be
Now you'll never realise your dream
To be a world champion at frisbee
Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, ne-ne-ne-ne-nl...
Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, neoww...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... two handed... nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... there's usually a really self-indulgent Kirk Hammet solo...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Yeah, but there's usually an instrument!
That's true, there is
Now I'm back in walking therapy
And they're saying, "Bend your knee, Katie, bend your knee"
But my name is not Katie
And I'll never throw a fuckin' frisbee
Luke Skywalker, look at him
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb
Frankie, all the things you could have been
That it's now impossible to be
Now you'll never realise your dream
To be a world champion at frisbee
Memories flying at me
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring
It's my future I see
A lonely life of writing parking fines
But life is fine
But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams
'Cause anything is possible, you see...
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