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Gay Bar

from Men of Substance by Tripod

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I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag

That’s how your mum and me met
She wanted a gay man
And I was the closest that she could get

That’s how your mum and me met

All the boys there were so well groomed
All the boys there were so well groomed
I was the worst looking one in the room

That’s how your mum and me met
She wanted a gay man
And I was the closest that she could get

Your mum likes cock but she likes men that like cock
But cos they can’t let her like men who like cock
She had to go with a no cock man

Your mum likes cock but she likes men that like cock
But cos they can’t let her like men who like cock
She had to go with a no cock man

I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag
I went to a gay bar to pick up a fag hag

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from Men of Substance, released March 28, 2013

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