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Pauline Hanson in jail
Alpacas
Pickles
T-shirts with Kiss Me Then Pork Me on them
Beach Boys
Beastie Boys

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If it is true that
There's just six degrees of me
Why am I so lonely?
I drift from town to town
Nomadically
 
Nobody wants me
'Cause fame is so fickle
If this town's a burger
Then I am the pickle
 
Such a shame that I got arrested
For wearing an obscene T-shirt
All it said was "Kiss Me Then Pork Me"
It's just 'cause my name is
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon
It's a joke I'm makin'

But they didn't get it
And I'm sittin' here in gaol
Doin' the hand-spider movement
 
I had to bunk up with a former politician
I use that term rather liberally
Then Pauline busted some rhymes for me
 
You feelin' like you failed
Now ya sittin' in gaol
The only thing you have for a toilet is a pail
 
But Kevin stop dancin'
And listen to me I'm Pauline Hanson
I'll get ya out of here gotta listen to my plan son
 
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon
It's a joke I'm makin'
Get it?

So I jumped on the thing
That looked just like a camel
Mixed with a deer or a pony
I rode off into the sunset with my alpaca
I was no longer alone-y

It's such a shame that I got arrested 
For wearing an obscene T-shirt
All it said was "Kiss Me Then Pork Me"
It's just 'cause my name is
Kevin Bacon
I'm not fakin'
I'm making a statement
I'm Kevin Bacon!

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