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Don’t get me wrong,
I love Jack Black
Adrian Brody is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didn’t come here to see any of them

Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey
Monkey

Don’t get me wrong
Don’t get me wrong
I love Lord of the Rings
Meet the Feebles was great
Heavenly Creatures I do recommend
But I didn’t come here to see any of them

Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey

Andy Serkis is great in real life,
But he’s not who I paid my twelve bucks for
Don’t get me wrong
I’ve been here so long
And I haven’t seen Kong

It’s not brain surgery, is it? Why can’t it just be something like this? Opening credits, we’re in a boat, there’s an island in the distance. We hear a roar. It’s King Kong! He jumps on the boat and starts smashing stuff. End of Act 1. Act 2, the whole middle section of the film. Goes for about 10 minutes. Naomi Watts doing gymnastics. Act 3, New York. King Kong starts smashing stuff. There’s a short sex scene between King Kong and Naomi Watts. It’s tasteful though, it’s behind a screen. You just see it in silhouette. Suddenly, Roy Scheider appears. He throws a cylinder of oxygen into King Kong’s mouth and he shoots him and he explodes! The end.

Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey

Other films that would benefit from getting to the motherfucking monkey!
Gatesy: Titanic. Opening scene, iceberg! Smash, sinking, sinking, sinking, drown, Leo, drown! Roll credits.
Yon: Boogie nights. Opening credits. We see his cock. The end.
Scod: Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, original 1977 cinema release. Perfect, don’t change it.

Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fucking monkey
Get to the fu
Get to the fu
Get to the fu
King Kong King Kong King Kong King Kong

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from Songs from Self​-​Saucing, released December 2, 2006

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