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Necessary Elements:
A weird use for a part of the body.
Lleyton Hewitt's toilet paper commercial.
Bikini Waxing.
A hidden track.
Musical Style: Busking. N.B. Busking is not a musical style, although some may associate certain musical styles with busking, for example Folk or Acoustic Rock.

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Now here's the tale of a very sad case
He was a contestant in the rat race
But he just didn't understand the rules
What a fool!
 
He always called himself the Toilet Paper Man
But not surprisingly people didn't understand
'Cause he wasn't made of toilet paper
He just manufactured toilet paper
 
He'll never forget the day he blew it
Making that ad with Lleyton Hewitt
And he had what he thought was a good idea
Oh dear!
 
He always called himself the Toilet Paper Man
He thought that maybe Lleyton could have used his hand
It would have helped him out of his predicament
So he ran home and made a blueprint for his big idea
 
Sani-Glove!
Sani-Glove!
Heavens above
It's Sani-Glove!
You will love
Sani-Glove!
 
It's durable it's practical it's Sani
As in "-tary"
 
The toilet paper companies were curious
But when they realised they were furious
The Sani-Glove had the power to bring them down
To the ground!
 
The Sani-Glove could save millions of trees
And with a special attachment it could wax bikinis
He was hunted down by the toilet paper companies
They smashed up all his blueprints and they killed his family
 
Then they made his brother retarded
And the inventor of the Sani-Glove was me!
 
Sani-Glove
Sani-Glove 
When push comes to shove
It was Sani-Glove
 
Now I'm just a lone busker
And if you don't count this monkey
And my retarded brother
 
Curse you
Sani-Glove!
 
We couldn't really think of a secret track to do
So now I'm just making this one up
I hope it doesn't make you spew

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Tripod Melbourne, Australia

Tripod are three Australian men who are funny and write good songs.

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