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Theme from MASH Guy

from Songs from Self​-​Saucing by Tripod

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I am the Theme from M*A*S*H Guy
My kids are the theme from M*A*S*H Guy’s kids
My sister is the sister of the guy who wrote
The theme from M*A*S*H

It’s all I ever did
It might be all I ever do
I sit in a room in a house
Built from the proceeds of the theme from M*A*S*H

It’s my legacy
I will always be
To everybody and to me
The guy who wrote the theme
From M*A*S*H

Whenever anybody does a version
Of the theme from M*A*S*H
They are legally required
To send me a copy
Of their version of the theme
From M*A*S*H

I spend all day listening
To recordings of versions of the theme from M*A*S*H
I’m building more shelving
So I can store the tapes of the recordings
Of the versions of the theme from
M*A*S*H

It’s my legacy
I will always be
To everybody and to me
The guy who wrote the theme
From M*A*S*H

And on every spine
Of every tape
On every shelf I see
The actual name
Of the theme from M*A*S*H
Is staring back at me
It’s Suicide is Painless
Maybe in retrospect
I should have called the song
The theme from M*A*S*H

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from Songs from Self​-​Saucing, released December 2, 2006

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