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Trying to Impress the Bargirl

from Middleborough Rd by Tripod

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I'm trying to impress the bargirl by seeing how drunk I can get
I can't believe that no one's thought of this before
This is a fool-proof plan
I'm sure I'm the man of her dreams
The drunker I get
The more impressed she seems
It's the perfect plan!

I'm trying to impress the bargirl by seeing how drunk I can get
My friends have left
I guess they didn't want to cramp my style
She keeps a professional distance
But I know what she truly thinks
If she didn't want me
Why would she keep bringing drinks?
It's the perfect plan!

So I asked her when does she get off
And she answers where do I get off
And I said that's funny
The bouncers watch me intently
I suppose they're just jealous of me
Because I'm so funny

She's going a little bit blurry
Something is coming towards me
I think I'm about to be kissed

No that's just a fist

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from Middleborough Rd, released October 11, 2004

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