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Ugly Men With Beautiful Women

from Fegh Maha by Tripod

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Oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...)
Oo-oo-oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.)

Ugly men with beautiful women
You see it
All the time in the world today
Why is it
Ugly men are so attractive?
Women must look
Deep inside.

They know we're
All ugly inside
'Cause we're all guts and stuff
And bile ducts
And pancreatic juice

Yeah!

Oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...)
Oo-oo-oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.)

Ugly men with beautiful women
Women can
See right past the ugly men's looks
Isn't it
Good to know women are morally superior
Wouldn't it be
Good if men were morally superior as well

Men and women are different
In many varied ways
Women wear dresses
Men wear dresses
We all wear dresses
And that's where babies come from

Gatesy:
(spoken) Sorry to be Mr Stoppity the Song Stoppity.

Scod:
Why did you stoppity the song?

Gatesy:
Just stoppity the song cos...that's not where babies come from.

Scod:
Ooh, look at me, I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.

Gatesy:
I do!

Scod:
Oo, I do!

Gatesy:
Y'know, everyone know where babies come from. When mummy and daddy love each other, very much.

Audience member:
It's a miracle.

Gatesy:
It's a miracle if they love each other.

Yon:
We don't do that kind of comedy.

Gatesy:
When they love each other very much, Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the celiing. Mummy wears a pig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear. They put their favourite H.R. Puff 'n Stuff record on and it's on for young and old! Or young and/or old depending on the local laws. That's where babies come from.


Ugly men with beautiful women
Beautiful men with ugly women
Yeah
Beautiful men with beautiful women
Beautiful women with beautiful girls
Yeah
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies
Hot young chicks who can't get enough

I don't approve of Internet porn
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible
And it wastes your whole day
It wastes your whole day

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from Fegh Maha, released May 3, 2004

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