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Did you know?: That if you eat parts of a barbie a) you are weird. and b) the parts show up as purple in a x-ray.
Had to Explain: Why women's underwear have a little bow on the front.
Had to Answer: What is the correct pronunciation of bogeyman/boogieman
Had to Reveal: Who Tripod have a crush on.

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I'll tell the tale of frogs and snails
And puppydogs' tails
Of sticks and stones and broken bones
And guns and rusty nails

All alone 
All alone

Just a travelin' Barbie doll salesman 
Sets out for New Orleans
On a dog-drawn wagon
The only dog-drawn wagon ever seen

Drivin' through the marshes 
And the fog is thick
Thicker than a pencil
Much thicker than a pencil
 
And the coach slowed down
And the wheels gummed up
And the dog gummed up as well
 
And our innocent Barbie salesman
Sank into that boggy hell
 
All alone
All alone
 
No-one came to find him
How'd he stay alive?
Made the harsh decision
He had to eat the Barbies to survive
 
And every night he came out
Of the bog that was his home
A filthy apparition
He would rise out of the foam

Boggy Man
Boogy Man
Bogeyman
 
He had one objective
One thing on his mind
Dacking helpless women
Every helpless woman he could find
 
Word soon got about
Of the Boggy Man's dacking thing
So to keep their pants up
The women had to tie them up with string
 
Even today somehow we know
So our undies have a little bow
To protect us from dacking of the
Boggy Man
Boggy Man

I'll tell the tale of frogs and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
Of sticks and stones and broken bones
And guns and rusty nails

All alone 
All alone
 

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Tripod are three Australian men who are funny and write good songs.

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